"FML HAS THE MOST DANK MEME THUGS IN BLACK DESERT, HANDS DOWNRU." - KIM JONG UN

[FML] GUILD STANDARDS

FML is an Elite PVP Meme Squad. We focus on doing more with fewer numbers, less game politics, and a lot of fun.

PLAY HARDU

A guild that plays together and is dedicated to the betterment of its members will succeed. Experience, gear, and practicing as a team are some of the keys to our success. The guild has a wealth of knowledge in BDO. We turn fapping edgelords into champions.

IT’S NOT ABOUT YOU

FML members are expected to back their mates up in a fight and they will do the same for you. Being selfless in PVP situations is always remembered and the team players are given every opportunity and respect within the guild. Fight for your guild—always.

RECRUIT CAREFULLY

Poop recruiting practices can lead to a guild full of shitters. We run a guild that is harmonious and works well together. However, when dealing with other guilds we usually kill first and ask questions later. We have a short fuse for bullshit, and cannot wait to PVP.

BE THERE AND BE ACTIVE

You need TeamSpeak and Discord. We require 80% attendance for sieges and PVP in general. Real life and all that comes with it is fine, just let leadership know about prolonged absences. People who don’t will find themselves applying to another guild pretty quick.

"INDIVIDUALLY WE ARE ONE DROP.
TOGETHER, WE ARE STREAM OF WARM URINE—ON YOUR FACE."
- Sun Tzu.

Who are we looking for?

Congrats, you've come this far...now give yourself a well-deserved Tuck Job and read the following:
Love to PVP? Want to learn from Vets & Git-Gud? If not, go join a life skills guild.

Too many guilds have been destroyed by drama and poor recruiting. Please know that we don't tolerate any of that crap. This means that if you are excessively whining, begging, fighting with others, flaming on the boards or doing anything that could damage the reputation of the guild we will probably warn you...or we might let you do it forever because we like you. We might even straight up boot the d00d that reported you for being a whiny twat.

Everything is at the discretion of leadership. Most incidents are very different no matter how similar they appear, but we will drop you like a Eurobeat if we've had enough of your shit.

Besides the obvious we are really after people with great personality and know how to handle themselves in a fight being outnumbered or otherwise. We want a well-oiled machine of killers that not just play well but know how to get along with those in the FML community.

Our core is extremely close knit and we are NOT a clique-like group. We WANT you to fit in. No potatoes, no bandwagoners, no leeches, and no mercy to our enemies.

  • Showing up to GvGs and sieges is a must. Not showing up is accepted only if you give notice.

  • If you sound like a fogan in a bathtub flying through a wind tunnel... you will be warned. Get a fucking job and buy a decent mic.

  • Keeping up with the times is important. Gear and doing research is a never ending quest in an MMO. Don't login on patch day and ask people in TS what changed. #Triggered

  • There is always room for improvement but our members MUST have a clear understanding of their class and exhibit skill vs. different classes and numbers.

OUR "GLORIOUS" LEADERS

Proof that we have battle-tested nerds keeping FML together...

THE PROTO

Guildmaster and Tyrant
Has played every MMO known to man and slaughtered tens of thousands in more virtual worlds than you can imagine. After years of being shackled to the chains of nicehood, he is finally unleashed. Beware the Proto.

Koro

Bolo the Sticky Hands
The man who literally injects human growth hormone into his fingertips to grab his opponents and never let go, Koro is famous for his ability to sound calm whilst murdering you and never knowing that veins were popping out of his man-nipples the entire time.

Sarlekk

The Silent Atlas
Sarlekk the Atlas, son of Titan, born of pure strength and power, destined to lift FML nerds for eternity. This gentle giant holds together our seams of unity with quiet thanks. Warning to all ‘ye whose blades cross his path with reckless abandon, for he may drop our fat asses, and crush the universe in tow.

PeZZR

Dr. Watson
One’s impression is so often molded by the language they use and the manner in which they speak. Words like adenosine triphosphate, atrophy, povvo, blotto, cellular senescence, decomposer, loo, quaint, derivative, and w0t frequently cross the mind maze of PezzR’s abnormal brain function.

Haal

Lord of Memes
Quiet and serene would best describe the demeanor of the most deadly MemeLord Ranger known to the world. From the confines of his mother’s basement drenched in a pool of mansweat his masterful memes roast the fuck out of those who dare defy our trollish ways.

Charleigh

The Wicked Bitch of the West
We found her at the bottom of Marni’s Lab feasting off of the corpse of a random Kyoukai shitter. Her skin green and eyes rabid she asked, “U WOT M8?” as she quickly decimated our hunting party in 2 snaps and a shake. It was then that we knew this Witch was destined for dank memes and FML greatness.

Triss

“U Wan Sum Fuk Big Boi?”
The master of random discord food pics and elaborate spreadsheets. Only 20% of the guild can understand him, but 100% of the guild loves him. Triss is the maniacal Asian prodigy that helps maintain order amongst a sea of absolute degenerate retards.

Sarevok

The Ultimate Warrior
Hardcore FML through-and-through, Sarevok is the silent deadly type that patiently waits in the background for the right moment to strike. Calm on the inside, but what you see otherwise is the madness of a man that lives to see you cry from his memes.

Orna

Aussifer of “SorcTeamSix”
Fearing nothing, Orna can return from the brink of death with ease. Long time member and Queensland native, the only thing more deadly than meeting Orna on the field of battle is having to listen to his shit mic in TS.

Blitzberg

Officer & Snow Mexican
Deep in the heart of Canada lived a displaced Arab named Sylvieee. Dropshipped in a crate from the ports of the Middle East with no where to go he came upon the safe shores of FML where he now leads hoards of wizards exploding teams of plebs with glee.

GETHIN

The Comeback King
Master base builder and strategist Aussie-extraordinaire. The mere whisper of his voice makes all men and women cream their panties — if he’ll ever get back online. Soon™ we shall feel the warmth of his man bosom and be whole again.

EVILAXEL

Border Patrol
The wild Mexican leader of men. Evil has been known to call people fuckers for no apparent reason. He also happens to be an amazing archer that has an innate ability to navigate desert terrain… but only while traveling North.

A FEW "SATISFIED" CUSTOMERS :

WELCOME TO AUTISM

Before you apply to FML:

PVP trial period is required for FML either through duel, arena, or battleground. Every member needs to pull their own weight. We also require you be in TeamSpeak if you're in-game.